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Friday, December 28, 2007

Hot priest on priest action...

No, not THAT kind. It seems that there's a new Ultimate Fighting Organization forming right in the Holy Land. Several different Christian faiths share responsibility for maintaining the Church where Jesus was supposedly born. When some Greek Orthadox priests set up ladders to clean the walls and ceiling after the X-mas day mass, the Armenians claimed the ladders encroached on their part of the church.

The result? Holy land Iron Cage match.

To let you know how stupid this conflict was 20 Palestinian police came in to stop the fight.

The Palestinians were the calm voice of reason. Awesome.

Go read the article, there are even pics! So, whose side do you think Jesus would fight on?

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4 Comments:

Blogger Kelley Holiday said...

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9:45 AM

 
Blogger Kelley Holiday said...

I thought the story was Jesus was born in the open nature of a manger, not in a building such as a church at all?!?!? Hmm.....

Maybe they should just tear the church down and go back to the dirt underneath. It would be historically more accurate and they wouldn't have to worry about cleaning it.

The church setting messes up our whole rubber duck nativity scene and makes it ALL wrong. Damn Christians.

9:52 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Palestinians as the voice of reason? Not exactly their normal role.

Allan

5:01 PM

 
Anonymous Paul said...

I'd like to fuck a priest. Please, don't delete my post. It's just a fantasy.

6:46 PM

 

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